#obamacore opening pits for those in need @grundlexhorse (Taken with Instagram)
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once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police
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im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie
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is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop
SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS
settle down there thor
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if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
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Jake from Mayday Parade talking about All Time Low, Pierce The Veil and You Me At Six.
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duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck
goose
i
can’t
I;M ALUGHIN SO HARD I CAN’T ANYOMER OMFG
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blood is thicker than water, but do you wanna know what’s even thicker than blood? mozzarella cheese. really makes you think.
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i-will-wait-for-you-endlessly:
The Storm - Of Mice & Men
the notes whoa
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